The former Crazy Horse Too is now VIP's, but the entertainment remains the same. There are topless dancers (about 40 a night), loud music and a sizeable cover (free before 6 p.m., then $10-$20). Suprisingly, the atmosphere is less bachelor party and more business-like. Cook County has pretty strict laws about nude dancing, so, from what we understand, it's a bit more restrained and tasteful than what one might find in less-regulated cities.

Check the website for nightly specials and events; if you've just caught the Bears or the Cubs or some other sports team, bring in your stub for free admission. There's also Monday Night Football, Fantasty Wednesday (you can research this one yourself) and Industry Sunday.